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I've kissed a lot of boys and I figure that you have to that way you sorta know when you find the right one



You smiled. Mission accomplished


Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;
live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.


There is a place
You can touch a woman
That will drive her crazy.
Her heart.




Ladies of the Irish persuasion are unique in their character. They are a combination of a little girl, mother, hooker and nun. They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes, or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king. They can be frail and strong at the same time. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking...or match you  pint for pint.

 
There is a big difference in what we long for, what we settle for, and what we are meant for.
 

If others are jealous, you're doing something right

  

Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my weekend lover but dont be my friend
You can be my bad boy but understand
That I dont need you in my life again

 

He's like this goal that I have that I want to reach so bad, but the thought of actually getting him is so scary that I've stopped trying

 

God gave us mouths that close and ears that don't-- that should tell us something

 

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard

 

...and sometimes I wear his sweatshirt even though I'm not cold.

  

Wait for the right guy, but it the mean time-- have fun with all the wrong ones

 

History can't be hidden. Throw in any exes who've had a past together into a room, and you'll notice. Friction can't be hidden. Sometimes people are just meant to be.

 

Caught by a wave
My back to the ocean
It knocks me off my feet and
Just as I find my footing
Here you come again.
-DMB

 

You can love anybody in the world but there's one problem -so can they

 

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty, sexy, & you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be & who you want to spend it with -Sex & the City


 

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves -Albert Einstein

  

Don't kid yourself..
That boy loves you
In a way he's not
ready to deal with

 


I'm on the road to getting over you, I just hope my heart doesn't make any pit stops along the way-Allison Mosher

 


Drugs and rock 'n' roll, bad ass Vegas hoes,
Late-night booty calls and shiny disco balls

 

To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who has lost one
To realize the value of 10 years, ask as newly divorced couple
To realize the value of 4 years, ask a graduate
To realize the value of 1 year, ask a student who failed a final exam
To realize the value of 9 months, ask the mother of a still born
To realize the value of one week, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of 1 hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet
To realize the value of 1 minute, ask a person who missed the train, bus, or plane
To realize the value of 1 second, ask a person who survived an accident
To realize the value of 1 millisecond, ask the person who won a gold medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one
Treasure every moment you have

 

How come when a guy is a player he is considered a pro, but when a girl takes a shot she is considered a hoe?

 

 I kissed you in a style Clark Gable would have admired...I thought it classic

 

Women still remember the first kiss long after men have forgotten the last. 

 
 

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight

 
 

Some people are settling down, some are settling,
and some people are refusing to settle for anything
less than butterflies. - Sex and the City


 
One day she smiled at me and then for no particular reason my life was over

 

Kicked in the ass by karma

 

So I'm standing there completely ready to say everything I never said and then he pulls this Jedi-mind trick and suddenly I can't even remember my own name

 

When I sleep with someone for the first time, I don't want it to be for just
any reason. I want it to be for every reason.

 

I wanted to write about falling in love and why it can't last but that the same time how it lasts forever.

 

The way that girl can break a heart
Its like a work of art

 

Sometimes When A Fairy Tale Ends .. A Love Story Begins

 

And lately the weather
Has been so bi-polar
And consequently so have I

 

 But that's just it, the butterflies never seem to accompany the right people. All the nice guys who are right for you, they never make your stomach go flip flop...

 

But wherefore art thou Romeo... where have all the brave men gone? show me a man who knows his own heart. -Jewel

 

A smile is a curve that can, straighten out a lot of things

 

Winning is having more heart and will then your opponent.

 

When a girl hates you the way she hates you, that really means she likes you. That's basic kindergarten psychology.

 

Is it the possibility of losing him to somebody else that suddenly makes him
so attractive?

 

I'd been waiting since birth to find a love that would look and sound like a movie

 

 
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and
their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver

 

This ain't nothing but a summer jam
Brown skin and cinnamon tans
ain't nothing but a summer jam
gonna party as much as we can

 

Here in this diary
I write you visions of my summer
It was the best I ever had

 

If a mean girl says something selfish or hurtful, its probably true how she feels. If its nice or helpful, you can bet she has something else up her sleeve

 

Man it takes a silly girl to lie about the dreams she has, but lord it takes a lonely one to wish that she had never dreamt at all

 

Your not wasting time when you’re wasted all the time

 

Men are the cause of women not loving one another

 

Maybe if all the politicians out there would just take a few minutes to sit back, listen to some Dave Matthews band, and smoke some pot and drink a beer, maybe the  world wouldn't be so fucked up.

 
 

What is sexy?
Sexy is standing in the rain as you push me up against the hood of your car, tearing my shirt, as you kiss me with the intent to never stop.
What is cute?
Cute is young and inexperienced. Cute is holding hands in the car and kissing at the red lights.
What is passion?
Passion is knowing what you want and stopping at nothing until you get it.
What is beautiful?
Beautiful is all about the inside of a person. Beauty can only be found in the heart, passion is putting your heart in what you do.
What is love?
Love is the amazing balance of all of these things, in your mind, heart, body and soul.

 

It's what my therapist calls your 'it'. It's the part of you that holds your purest impulses and desires. It doesn't care what anyone thinks. It just wants what it wants

 

If you can't giggle, tickle, scream, laugh, run around the room naked, pour liquor on each other and lick it off, tie each other down, have whipped cream fights, and dance and sing with each other, then you are having sex with the person too soon

 

 

Thanks to all those who Hated me
You made me a stronger person
Thanks to all those you loved me
You made me realize there is more to live for
Thanks to all those who envied me
You made my self esteem grow
Thanks to all those who cared
You made it seem like I mattered
Thanks to all those who left
You showed me not everything is forever
Thanks to all those who stayed
You showed me the meaning of true friends

 

Some day when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent I will tell them:
I love you enough to ask you where you were going, with whom, and what time will you be home. I love you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend is a creep. I love you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room. A job that would have taken me 15 minutes. I love you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even  when the penalties are so harsh they almost break  my heart. But most of all I love you enough to say " No" when I knew you would hate me  for it. These are the most difficult battles of them all, I am glad I am winning them, because you will win something too. I love you

 

Cinderella said to Snow White, How does love get so off course? All I wanted  was a white knight, with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse. Ride me off into the sunset Baby, I'm forever yours....

 

You keep saying how this is wrong, and maybe tonight it is. But just to set  the record straight...I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing.

 

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?

 

He smiles too much. I don’t think that’s good for the soul. You need to be sad sometimes

 

I wanna messup the sheets with you

 

She folded up her fears
like paper airplanes
and lost them in trees

 

I say be the greatest dork you can
because life's too boring to not to be one

 

 

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